The one for the Viva paper towels where the Mom and her little devil spawn boy are spraying each other in the kitchen. This one.

Oh, it’s all just so delightful! Wouldn’t want to actually scold this demon seed for shaking up the soft drink and having it spray all over creation. No, surprise, she’s not mad at all! She sprays him back! Then he sprays her some more! And who cares about the glopping sticky orange drink which will shortly be attracting trillions of ants from all over the county? This kid will be exploding seagulls with Alka Seltzer within a few months, well on his way to felony vandalism and, eventually, Neo-Nazism.

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